I just got my epic!!!

Well here it is. Another shitty end to another shitty year that was preceded by another 30 some odd years of pure dog shit. If New Years was a physical entity I'd wish it full blown AIDS! Here's to 30 some odd years of failure, depression, anger, boredom, and loneliness.To the forces of nature that forced me into this world I'd like to say, GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH AN ABORTION VAC YOU FUCK! I'd also like to thank my dad for being too stupid to wear a rubber or pull out. I should have been a stain on a sheet or crammed up in the reservoir tip of a rubber. Thanks you fucking idiot. Good going. You were too retarded to handle your own life so have a kid. Yeah, that worked out fucking great. Douche bag! I hope you get violently raped in the mouth with a meat clever you fucking retard!


Anyone know where I can get a 131st trimester aborting preformed on myself?